The season of inviting most of a German forest to dwell in your sitting-room is upon us; so prickle yourself with holly, fall off a step-ladder hanging mistletoe, and spend the next eleven months trying to get pine-needles out from between your sofa cushions. Yes, Advent is here! And to celebrate, I trundled off to the Forum Cinema in Hexham – where the trees now dangle with pearly white lights (and Christmassy flood-water) – to watch Brooklyn.
Brooklyn was a novel by Colm Tóibín (no, I don’t know how either, but he’s definitely Irish), before it was adapted for the screen by Nick Hornby (who wrote the screenplay for the Carey-Mulligan-bejewelled glory that is An Education, and isn’t Irish) and directed by John Crowley (who is Irish, but in a more subtle way). The film was shrouded in ghostly mystery. All I knew about Brooklyn was the bridge, the Beckhams, and some faint notion that the girls in Girls are girls there. It was my mother’s idea to go and see it and she laid out strict, if slightly peculiar, guidelines: that because it includes “talking to dead people and Julie Walters” my father was on no account to be invited. Meanwhile, I had seen the aforementioned Walters J. on The Graham Norton Show, alongside the unlikely motley crew of Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslet, 50 Cent and Ellie Goulding. I had therefore seen clips of Steve Jobs, The Dressmaker, the music video for 9 Shots, and Brooklyn: the last of which consisted of five Irish girls in brightly-coloured dresses, eating dinner, rapping about being shot, inventing Apple products, and being reprimanded by Mrs W. – bedecked by an unconvincing wig – for their flippant attitude towards Jesus. Although, now I look back, I may have got slightly muddled. Anyway, it seemed pleasing, ineffectual, and faintly reminiscent of school; so I trotted along.
Beware: I am about to spoil this ripping yarn forever by revealing most of the plot for no reason whatsoever. You have been warned, and proceed – much like eating mutton-stew on a ship shortly before a great storm, but without a comforting Eva Birthistle to give you fashion advice – at your own peril.
Eilis Lacey (Saoirse Ronan) lives in Ireland, surrounded by hideous wallpaper, with her perpetually tearful mother (Jane Brennan) and unfeasibly older sister (Fiona Glascott). With the exception of underlying heart conditions, which are an essential secret for the good of the plot, no one can so much as say the word ‘begorrah’ or nibble a dainty shamrock without the entire community knowing about it. After helping her best friend Nancy (Eileen O’Higgins) secure the man of her dreams through the well-known romantic gesture of swaying, Eilis abandons her job in a bakery and sets sail for New York to begin a new life. And so the American dream begins: working in a department store and living in a boarding-house for Catholic girls, run by Mrs Kehoe (Julie Walters). Miserable and homesick, she soon meets Tony Fiorello (Emory Cohen): a young New York plumber from an Italian family (Antonio Fiorello – call me Sherlock!), whose initial appearance as a sort of Joey-Tribbiani-Danny-Zuko-Don-Corleone figure is hastily eschewed when he transpires to be the world’s biggest sweetheart. Like a puppy who knows about U-bends. He only has two major flaws: one, that Eilis will need to learn to eat spaghetti to impress his family, and two, that they are the same height. After an exceptionally nosey priest (Jim Broadbent – because all films sign a clause saying that he can never be out of work) enrols Eilis in night-classes, she finally learns all those vital skills that a good Catholic girl ought to learn: putting on a swimwear under your clothes, making small-talk with strangers about the weather, and sneaking boys into your bedroom at night without detection. Life in Brooklyn is looking brighter, and to rather literally demonstrate this all the colours get brighter. Then, quite selfishly and without warning, her terminally pale sister dies from an unexpected narrative-twist. Eilis – pausing to do the only sensible thing when maddened with grief: secretly marry your boyfriend – makes the bumpy voyage back to Ireland. Unfortunately, Ireland has undergone some changes since Eilis’s departure and is now festooned with job security, weddings, – but without the hair-tearing stress of a real wedding, and only the dressing-up and girlish squeals – and of course the charming Jim Farrell (Domhnall Gleeson). Jim seems to be knitted by nuns in the perfect boyfriend factory: he’s tall, he’s inheriting his parents’ country estate, and – as if all of that wasn’t reason enough to eschew your secret marriage to a distant plumber – he’s lovely. Like a puppy who knows about Ireland. But *drum roll of epic proportions to sustain romantic suspense while you think mournfully about Tony and then feel terrible for Jim* which life will Eilis choose? Dun dun daah!
I loved everything about this film. It is sweet and sticky, without inducing toothache; romantic, exquisitely performed throughout, and perfectly under-scripted. The cinematography is utterly delectable, making me truly believe that the 1950s is the most desirable time in all of history. It is such a rare treat and privilege to see Saoirse Ronan – the little girl from Atonement who grew up so that everyone feels ancient – blossom into a sublime and subtle actress with even more greatness ahead. She is dazzling. In fact, the cast really doesn’t contain a wrong note. Emory Cohen is flawless as Tony. He is natural, believable and adorable! There doesn’t exist a film in which I can’t imagine him being an asset. This is his first major role, and with a few awards under his belt already, cinema audiences across the lands are praying to Father Christmas to see more of him in the future. The whole film is warmly and gently funny, mostly created by the girls in the boarding-house (Mary O’Driscoll, Eve Macklin, Jenn Murray, Nora-Jane Noone, Emily Bett Rickards) and their guardian. Julie Walters, be-wigged and be-accented, is marvellous as Mrs Kehoe, and each one of the girls glorious in their own eccentricity: whether bitchy or simply deranged. Much of their conversation is set around the dinner table, giving a comical glimpse into that constant struggle between manners and mischief. Finally, a quick shout out to James DiGiacomo: who knew eight-year-olds could be sweet and not nauseating?
It turns out, I want to live in 1950s Ireland. Deserted white sand beaches, emerald green countryside, idyllic town houses with brightly-coloured front doors (for which I am a sucker), snow, formal dances, really pretty girls’ names, wealthy young men, red hair, and an endless succession of paying jobs skidding your way. And the dresses. Oh, the dresses, the coats, the shoes… Every item of clothing and every scrap of fabric is fabulous, in a delicious array of colour palettes. Hats – trousers, skirts and blazers – off to costume designer Odile Dicks-Mireaux (real, and might I add superb, name)! Even Eilis’s swimming-costume is flattering and envy-making, thanks to a lovely scene with her boss, Miss Fortini (Jessica Paré), who recommends just the right shade of green. Whilst the terrible sunglasses have the ghastly quality of an elderly cross-dresser, Saoirse Ronan manages to rock a bow tie, pink and white candy stripes, and a little hat that looks like a dying piece of sea life. Meanwhile, every woman in the cinema is growing increasingly jealous of her ability to wear yellow without looking jaundiced, mentally unstable, or like a banana in a television series entitled ‘Yellow is the New Black’.
I hope Colm Tóibín’s novel is going firmly on letters to Santa, and that right now you’re booking tickets: don your wellingtons, galoshes, hat, umbrella, and life-jacket, swim down to your local cinema, and bask in this film’s understated and delightful triumph.